Ah! Backsmacking!

Hohooo!
Have you got a bad back?
I have!
Well put some of this on!
What is it?
It's firey jack!
Ah go on then!
AAAAAAAAAA!!

I woke up with a backache!
Backache Backache!
I thought I was to go to the first Aid Kit
Where I found something for my backache!
Backache Backache!
I rubbed in some cream!
And started to scream!
AAAAAAAAAAA!

Firey Jack!
Firey Jack!
It's red hot!
On your back!
Firey Jack!
Firey Jack!
Believe me!
It does snap!
Firey Jack!
Firey Jack!
It's red hot!
On your back!
Fiiiirey Jack!

Now I had a backache on my backache!
Backache! Backache!
I tumbled to the bath full of cold water!
The firey jack had make my back ache!
Backache! Backache!
I'm worse than before!
I can't take anymore!
Oh nooooo!

Firey Jack!
Firey Jack!
It's red hot!
On your back!
Firey Jack!
Firey Jack!
Believe me!
It does snap!
Firey Jack!
Firey Jack!
It's red hot!
On your back!
Fiiiirey Jack!

Oh! If you do get a back ache!
Backache! Backache!
If you really have to reach for the first Aid Kit!
Think!
Life's not bad with a back ache!
If you see a tin of Firey Jackie!
Stay awayyyyyyyyyy!

Firey Jack!
Firey Jack!
It's red hot!
On your back!
Firey Jack!
Firey Jack!
Believe me!
It does snap!
Firey Jack!
Firey Jack!
It's red hot!
On your back!
Fiiiirey Jack!

Firey Jack!
Firey Jack!
It's red hot!
On your back!
Firey Jack!
Firey Jack!
Believe me!
It does snap!
Firey Jack!