Well, my barber is a barber in an old-fashioned barber shop
he takes a little of the sides
he takes a little bit off the top
every now and then when I think I need a trim
I know just where to stop
to see my old-fashioned barber at the old-fashioned barber shop

You don't need no appointment thirteen weeks in advance
you just drop on by any time you find the chance
so every now and then when I think I need a trim
I know just where to stop
to see my old-fashioned barber at the old-fashioned barber shop

He ain't got no limp wrist
he don't use no blow dryer
and just forget about a new-wave-punk-curly-perm or style

'Cause he's an old-fashioned barber
in an old-fashioned barber shop
he takes a little of the sides
he takes a little bit off the top
every now and then when you think you need a trim
you know just where to stop
to see the old-fashioned barber at the old-fashioned barber shop

He's just an old-fashioned barber
in an old-fashioned barber shop