NORTH OF THE BORDER
WHERE THE CACTI IS SCARCE AND THIN
THERE'S A PLACE WITHOUT MUCH TASTE
THEY CALL RAMADA INN
NOW RAMADA, IT IS A SPANISH NAME
THEY BROUGHT IT WITH THEM WHEN THEY CAME
AND THOUGH THE SPANISH HAVE GONE AWAY
RAMADA INN IS HERE TO STAY

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THEY'RE LIKE A RASH UPON THE NATION
WHERE THE WEARY TRAVELER GETS TRAPPED ON VACATION
NO MATTER WHERE YOU ARE GOING OR WHERE YOU HAVE BEEN
YOU WON'T ESCAPE RAMADA INN

LA LA LA WHAT A RIP-OFF
TAKE A TIP OFF ME
LA LA LA...

Bridge
MEDIOCRE
IT'S IN THERE SOMEWHERE BETWEEN GOOD AND BAD
AND ONCE YOU LEAVE
YOU WON'T QUITE BELIEVE
WHAT AN AVERAGE TIME YOU'VE HAD

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THEY'RE LIKE A RASH UPON THE NATION
WHERE THE WEARY TRAVELER GETS TRAPPED ON VACATION