Acting like you care about
Some stupid fucking cow,
You fucking vegan.
Your PC attitude,
It doesn't matter anyhow,
You fucking vegan.

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You always pray to Jah when you smoke
Your fucking pot - you fucking vegan.
You like the Grateful Dead
And think they're very hot,
You fucking vegan.

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Stupid fucking, stupid fucking vegan.
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Your girlfriend doesn't shave her legs or armpits anymore,
You fucking vegan.
I really hate your lifestyle
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You fucking vegan.

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Stupid fucking, stupid fucking vegan.
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Stupid fucking, stupid fucking vegan.
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Stupid fucking, stupid fucking vegan.
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Stupid fucking, stupid fucking vegan.
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