I'm a coke shoe bopper
From New Orleans
I take every kinda drug
That you ever seen
I've eatin' inside, outside
Bring in the twist
I gotta fire my missle
'Till it sounds like this
And I know, I know
I'm,too cool
Too cool, too cool,
I'm too cool, too cool
I know I'm too cool too cool

Well I got somethin' here
That I want you to feel
You may not like it
But I think you will
Guaranteed to rock you
Back on your heels
Somethin' I call
My electric eel
And I know, I know
I'm too cool,

Too cool, too cool
Too cool, too cool
He too cool, too cool

I've got a blind man watchin' me in my bed
I've got a deaf man listening to everything I