David: hello...... you're the new butler?
Bing: hahaha! well, it's been a long time since i've been the new anything!
David: what's happened to hudson?
Bing: i guess he's changing.
David: yeah, he does that a lot, doesn't he? uhm... oh, i'm david bowie, i live
Down the road.
Bing: oh!
David: sir percival let's me use his piano if he not around. he's not around, is
He?
Bing: i can honestly say i haven't seen him, but come on in! come in!
David: but uh...
Bing: come on in!
David: are you related to sir percival?
Bing: well, distantly...
David: oh, you're not the poor relation from america, right?
Bing: ha! gee... news sure travels fast, doesn't it? i'm bing.
David: oh, i'm pleased to meet you. you're the one that sings, right?
Bing: well, right or wrong, i sing either way.
David: oh well, i sing too.
Bing: oh good! what kind of singing?
David: mostly the contemporary stuff. do you eh... do you like modern music?
Bing: oh, i think it's marvellous! some of it's really fine. but tell me, have you ever listened to any of the older fellows?
David: oh yeah, sure. i like ah... john lennon and the other one with eh...harry
Nilsson.
Bing: mmm... you go back that far, uh?
David: yeah, i'm not as young as i look.
Bing: haha, none of us is these days!
David: in fact i've got a six year old son. and he really gets excited around the christmas holiday-thing.



Bing: do you go in for anything of the traditional things in the... boy, household, christmas time?
David: oh yeah, most of them really. presents, tree, decorations, agents sliding down the chimney...
Bing: what??
David: oh, i was just seeing if you were paying attention.
Bing: ha