Ken: Wanna go for a ride?
Barbie: Sure Ken!
Ken: Well forget it!

Chorus (Barbie)
I'm an ugly girl
My face makes you hurl
Sad I have it
I should bag it
Acne everywhere
Unwanted facial hair
I'm a relation to Frankenstein's creation

Ken: You're so ugly you disgust me

Barbie:
I'm a bland, homely girl
All alone in the world
I'm as flat as a board
Thin and lanky

Ken:
You're a dog and a troll
Were you hit by a train?
Won't go near you cuz your breath is shtanky

Barbie:
Don't get touched
I'm afraid
Cuz guys say I'm an eye sore
Ooooooooh

Chorus

Ken: You're so ugly you disgust me
Barbie: Boo hoo hoo yeah
Ken: You're so ugly you disgust me
Barbie: Ooooooh oooooh

Barbie: Oh let's go and have some fun!
Ken: I'm sorry barbie, but you're too damn ugly.
Barbie: Oh screw you Ken!