Risin above the city, blocking out the noonday sun
It dwarfs the mighty redwoods and it towers over everyone
I still remember when that delivery truck came down our block
What a lucky guy, I hear he got the last one in stock
And the neighbors are just green
They say, "Thats the biggest screen weve ever seen!"

Its Franks 2000" TV (Franks 2000" TV)
Everbody come and see(Franks 2000" TV)
Franks 2000" TV (Franks 2000" TV)

Thats Franks remote control, you can look, but dont touch it, please
Cause Franks the one in charge and he decides what everybody sees
The pictures crystal clear and everything is magnified
Robert DeNiros mole has got to be ten feet wide
Everybody in the town
Can hear those 90,000 watts of Dolby sound
And Im mighty proud to say
Now I can watch "The Simpsons" from thirty blocks away

On Franks 2000" TV (Franks 2000" TV)
Everybody come and see (Franks 2000" TV)
Franks 2000" TV (Franks 2000" TV)
Everybody come and see (Franks 2000" TV)

Im gonna get one of my own real soon
Its like having a drive-in movie in your own living room
Whoa, hey now... hey now na na na now
Hey now... hey now na na now

Franks 2000" TV (Franks 2000" TV)
Everybody come and see (Franks 2000" TV)
Franks 2000" TV (Franks 2000" TV)
Got a two year warranty on parts and labor
Franks 2000" TV (Franks 2000" TV)
Franks 2000" TV