First off what is a wingman? Wingman ... is a companion who
accompanies his friend on social excursions to court the
opposite sex.
When I hired my wingman he was pretty good at getting girls for
himself but nothing special.
First I let him demonstrate his skills before I trained him. We
did it his way and we ended up drinking tea with the girl and
her mother?Believe me that does NOT fly.
I noticed my future wingman was extremely good with people and
he had the one single trait that I know would send panties
dropping for me?TALENT?The good news is I was smart enough to
see it.
After one week of training his talent took over and panties were
dropping everywhere. The good news for him is that he is getting
my hot girlfriends ugly friends and a few hot chics too! He is
loving every minute of it and so am I.
My wingman, Alberto Valdez is simply the best in the world. We
hereby formally challenge any team of guys who think that they
can get laid more than us on any given day, any week or simply
anytime. We are the best pua (pick up artist) team in the world,
bar none! We might put you in mind of Wesley Snipes and Woody
Harrelson. My wingman is black and I am a blonde white 56 year
old expert at picking up women. Alberto is 36 and now also is of
expert status.
I pick up my own girls but he likes to tell the girl why they
want to sleep with me on the first date and 98 out of 100 of the
girls do!!! If I fall short in my pick up approach. He kicks in
a couple of skillfully placed words to help me reel her in on
the spot or for a future date. We are good at sometimes meeting
a girl and inviting her to the bachelor bad right on the spot!
He BIGS up the king, Elvis Preston King. He takes the ugly
sister which is not all bad!
He presses all the right buttons and all I have to do is watch
those panties fall. I have the life to die for. I held the world
record of the most girlfriends in the sack before I hired my
wingman? it is simply ridiculous how many young hot women I have
now.
Needless to say I would jump through hoops for my wingman.
He listens to me brag about how I am the top pick up artist in
the world and, of course, I tell him that he is the top wingman
alive. This keeps us positive and pumped up.
He is a poor man but is not in it for the money. He is in it for
the girls and the good life. My wingman lives for today and
doesn?t think of tomorrow. He talks about all the different
colored panties that he has seen and tasted thanks to being the
world?s number 1 pick up artist?s wingman.
He understands his mission. The panties are coming down or it is
next girl. He does not waste time with girls who do not want to
go into the program?NEXT?.Girls are waiting in line to date the
king of seduction.
We have perfect communication. He can read my face. He can read
the girls face. It is a win win situation.
One thing I know when I am with my wingman we are going to do
some panty dropping by the two top panty droppers in the world.
We are spoiled and the panties fly more with us than any rock
star on the planet and we make Brad Pitt and his wingman look
like school boys with girls in comparison to the world?s top
pick up artists!
Kick this around?we are both for hire (as a team) but we don?t
come cheap?If you just can?t get laid call the boys who CAN get
you laid. Elvis Preston King the world?s number 1 playboy and
Alberto Valdez, the top wingman in the world.